Market dips suck. I keep glancing at my portfolio and I don’t see much green.
So instead of continuing to look at my phone here are some things I may do and you could go do as well.
- Climb a tree- Try not to fall and break your leg. Start with a small tree
- Go jogging- Not what I am going to do but people like this, apparently
- Clean the house- I put this right after jogging because I won’t do this either
- Watch a movie- I don’t advise watching the new IT, with your 10 yr old daughter
- Play video games- Don’t play GTA 5 and go to the strip club with your son beside you
And here is what I will definitely do. It is so much fun, at least for me.
Go bother the wife.
It is so much fun because it is also dangerous. If you don’t have a significant other just use someone you like to annoy. Good times.
Hopefully, this kept you from looking at your portfolio and made you laugh. During a dip when most people are losing money it is important too still laugh.
